Bush details Qaeda plot to hit LA

President Bush offered new information Thursday about what he said was a foiled plot by al-Qaida in 2002 to fly a hijacked airplane into the tallest building west of the Mississippi, the 73-story U.S. Bank Tower in Los Angeles. As described in the staff report by the independent commission that investigated the attacks, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed(seen left), is said to be the mastermind behind the planned terror.

While some democrats are pleading the story is a Bush fabrication in order to show security intelligence competency, others are not so sure. There have been multiple reports of this man being spotted in and around Los Angeles. A man by the name of Tyrone Williams claims to have seen him on the corner of Vermont and Pico Blvd... "Yea, I saw that hairy mother buying a dimebag from Curly. He was crackin jokes about his ass zits."

Another woman seems to remember seeing him at LAX profusely sweating, "I just couldn't stop watching him. I had never seen male tits that big! His sweaty sand dollar nipples were shining through his shirt like raw chicken breasts in a ziploc bag. I just thought he was nervous about flying."

Finally, a Downtown Commuter, Frank Rizzo spotted this man in a building within two blocks of the Bank Tower. His only comments...

"I'm pretty sure that guy works in our office."